Next time don't put the can up the chooks innids for stuffing Richo, drink it.

Yes-cooking is a learning curve-never never
ever try and roast a piece of silverside.
Even benji- the wonder dog and canine vacuum cleaner walked away
from that one!
Won a turkey at the footy club one xmas,no one told me about
the plastic bag with the neck and fishbait pushed inside.

John and Helen met while on holidays. John fell head over heels in lovewith her.
But after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out to various
dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc. He was convinced it was true love.

And so....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to
dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.

"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," John said to his new
found lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going
to be a problem, you'd better say so now!"

Helen took a deep breath and responded: "Since we're being honest,
here goes .... You need to know that I'm a hooker."

"I see," John replied. "That's a problem, for sure."

He spent some time looking down at the table, deep in thought. Then he added,
"You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists
straight when you tee off."

Arvo Donna-great to see you have got out of the cot!
I would rather change 40 flat tyres, than try and put a doona in a doona cover.-seen all the advise on these threads-
turn the cover inside out first etc.-thats womens work.
Ive got a doona and the cover is an extra sheet.

hi richo ,great thread!

love the jokes pakin

hope every one is well!!

these look familiar!

Ta Annie- the jar of toenail cutting, has reminded me.
Must cut the nails before getting out the vacuum cleaner,
if i can find it!