Hi boo♥-one of my favorite posters and sniper opponents.
Just decided to start a thead-for blokes, seems to be working,
but not many blokes have turned up.
Might be fishing,or up the club,-Richo.

I would get Mr Boo on here to chat with you Richo but he's sleeping...
maybe I should call his mobile...

Blokes-i have an idea for an astute retailer.
The single blokes real estate 6 month inspection eve kit.
1x new shower curtain (dont dip the old one in a bucket of hot water,
the colours run and the curtain melts down)
1x-cafe curtain set (the smoke stains and fat cannot be removed from the old one)
1x disposable doona in a cover (needs replacing after 6 months)
1x new bath towell-(use the old one as a bath mat).
Can anyone add to this,because- ive got one coming up.

how about some blue loo - saves you cleaning the skid marks
-a disposable mat - hides the beer stains on the carpet
- an empty box - good to hide all those naughty things in that you don't want strangers seeing
-another empty box - saves hanging up the washing
- a stick on mirror tile - good to hide the holes in the wall

| Guts or Balls...

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:


GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Donna- not going there!
The first sitting of the roast earlier was ok- this next sitting,
may need some mint sause to put moisture back in.